Ok.. So I’m overbearing, irritating and full of annoying habits. But please, please can someone else unload the work’s dishwasher? Really it’s not that hard, I load it and put it on at night,first person in to touch it in the morning should unload it, fair? Christ sake, it rubs me up to walk in and see that you’ve taken your cup out and left everything else in there, it’s so lazy, it takes two sodding minutes!
You see I have to tolerate the cheese that smells like baby death and cloggs up the whole kitchen with it’s green fog, the random dog licked bowls hanging around, cobwebs, poo smells and dust. Just chip in occasionally here and there, I mean is it standard adult practice to eat a yoghurt, run the spoon under a tap then place it back in the tray? I saw that and it made me gag.. I could be using that in my coffee later!
I know my “individual” washing up equipment causes a hoot, you see I’ve been obsessive from a very young age. What’s the point of having nice things or trying to be above your station, if you can’t be clean? It undoes everything you are, I’m a person of simple things, cleannness, tidyness, respect and routine. It’s simple, clean up after yourself, it takes very little and gains a lot of respect.
By leaving the dishwasher, you think it will play on me until I can take no more, well, although it is irritating me, I can hear it calling me. I have left it this time, just as you have. When you go to lunch before me, you’ll see that I’m not going to constantly wipe your arse for you.
Oh by the way, wash your hands after you’ve been to the toilet, that’s a basic one, your mum should have taught you that?!
How can people be upper class and yet so god damn untrained and unashamed in their lifestyle? Maybe it’s my Bipolar or OCD traits, but I was brought up working class, through the 70’s and 80’s. Everyone had chores and both of my parents were very tidy people, nothing was left sitting around. Soap costs 20p, bleach under £1, dusters are pence… it’s relaxing to clean up, well when I’m Hypomanic, I love it.
Phew, bet I go and empty it in a minute!
-Beeper-
